Tron! Omg just saw the extended sneak peek in 3-D. Felt like I was watching Star Wars again for first time... http://yfrog.com/69n9bfj
I'm just about to collapse from exhaustion. Just have to position my face above the Z key... There. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Worker Fired in War-Hero Dog’s Death http://nyti.ms/cs98Ks
The Phantom Dentist #boringprequels
BLACKfiveone Real Name = Taurus
#BoringPrequels X-Men Origins: Wolverine
kathlne Katie Nicholson
Is not doing anything Christmas related until Friday.
BloggerFather BloggerFatherRT @BlogMamaAndrea: Best thing at German festival. Reindeer. http://twitpic.com/38lk9a // You mean they're not mythical
sky_bluesky Sky Bluesky
Note to selfish people: family restrooms are for FAMILIES.A single woman does not need to use a family restroom, ever. #awhellno
SAY YOU! SAY DRUNK HULK! SAY IT FOR ALWAY! THAT WAY SHOULD BE! SAY YOU! SAY DRUNK HULK! SAY IT TOGETHER! NATURAL!
When twitter, youtube and facebook finally merge, we'll call it "youtwitface"
Harry Potter was incredibly disappointing. The most exciting part of the movie was the couple behind us having sex.
Ha! RT @shariv67 My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.
Hey ESPN, are you kidding me with this Brett Favre tribute bulls***? Why not stroke his tiny d*** just a little more?!
What we gonna do today brain?
jimhigley Bobblehead Dad
RT @AlkiApparelSG: Driving in the car w/ my 2-yr. old son and "Don't Fear the Reaper" came on. I said More Cow Bell. He didn't laugh.
Nothing empties dorms or wakes children like burnt popcorn
realdadshangout Real Dad
quite nipply outside
You know you are a #SAHD if you have ever used a screwdriver to separate frozen sausages. #DadsTalking
Almost all of my old Conans are viewable at http://marcmaron.com fyi.