Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Predictions for June

I predict that this June is going to be very different than last June. There are a number of reasons for this.
  1. I become officially unemployed at the end of the month. There is nothing like the realization that you will have no income to put you in a "SAVE YO MONEY" mode. I do not expect to go out or do anything unless someone else is buying. There. I said it. I am going to be a cheap-skate, mooching scrub for the summer. You may ask, "How is that different from normal?" Ha ha. Very funny. But I never mooch.
  2. I am going to take a summer-session course up at WTU for the next two weeks (June 6-17). Every morning from 9:00-11:30, I will be in "Phiolosophy for Theology." Then I will work the rest of the day until about 7:00, then I'll be home buried in my books. I'm not sure how this will affect my psyche, but when it's all over, I'm going to need someone to buy me large quantities of Scotch in a very short period of time.
  3. There are a few birthdays in June. Normally, I forget birthdays. Unfortunately, I put them all on my computer so that won't happen again. Erg. And Father's Day. Geez - we just took my Dad to see Star Wars for his birthday. I guess it'll be Batman Begins for Father's Day. As long as Mom's buying (cheap-skate, mooching scrub that I am). Hey - if you've got a birthday, there is a good chance it's not on my computer. Tell me when it is so I can rectify the situation.

Other predictions for June:

  • Batman Begins will be awesome.
  • My posts will be shorter and less frequent.
  • Many of my friends will continue to feel "old."
  • The ant baits I bought will not work.
  • Roscoe will continue to be fugly and stanky.


  1. Once I get back from vacation, there will be an open invitation for you to come over and drink some Sangria #2 to toast to your new beginnings--and I might even feed you.

    And, July 28. Birthday of champions.

  2. Wow you are good. I'm definitely feeling old again today.