Stay-at-home-dad, feminist husband, Superman fan, and progressive Catholic: this is me in a nutshell.
Dude, no one said that you had to use wine and bread to represent the rememberance of the Lord's death and ressurection. I've been on camping trips where we've used Mountain Dew and Fritos. Granted, for those that believe in the transubstantiation of the wine and bread, it might make it a little hard, "My blood is fizzing... and yellow still..." but hey, that's not to say you couldn't use Yuengling and a Super Pretzel... where's the mustard? ;-)