You Know You're A Stay-at-home-dad When...

• ...you know for a fact that the most efficient way to clean up a smashed Cheerio is to wait 24 hours, by which time it will have been absorbed into the general dustiness of the floor, then vacuum the whole floor like you were going to do anyway (zero additional seconds wasted on Cheerio dust clean up).
• ...you figured out that one way for your two-year-old to get over her fear of the vacuum cleaner was to teach her how to use it.
• ...you skip to the bottom of the care labels on clothes hoping to find those three little words: "or dry clean."
• ...you loved "True Mud" on Sesame Street
• ...you've been asked (just like Joeprah), "Daddy, where's your vagina?" (I would never have believed it if it didn't actually happen...)