You Know You're a Stay-At-Home-Dad When...

• ... the seam on your daughter's dress comes loose and you add duct tape to your shopping list.
• ... you don't consider buying a step-stool until it is time to start potty-training.
• ... the words "lay flat to dry" ruin your good mood.
• ... the phrase "clean dirt" makes perfect sense to you.
• ... you have "cheap scotch" as a line item in the family budget.