You Know You're A Stay-at-home Dad When...

• ... you are invited to help a friend move and he sweetens the deal with "child care will be provided."
• ...you forgot to shave... this week.
• ...you discourage your daughter from becoming too friendly with that little hippie boy at daycare ("He's a little too friendly if you ask me.  I don't like it.")
• ...your toddler's favorite characters are, Elmo, Dora, Mickey, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman... not necessarily in that order.
• Hop on Pop isn't just the title of a book by Dr. Seuss; it's also your weltanschauung.